fartmaster
United States
Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
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fhqwhgads94 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.
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SaharNar 0
that made me giggle :D that's funny :)
ArielTheMermaid 17
how do you feel silence? LSD? lol
nateshannon1 4
that was the hardest I've ever laughed at a fml, thank you haha
raspackman 0
Lol thats hilarious. Its not like anyone could know it was you. I farted in carlsbad caverns once and it echoed the lights were on though.
kh_khedoyan 4
Great job!!!)))
MustangFilly77 9
The FML said that it was posted by a man, yet the one fating in the cartoon is a woman?
babelini 12
exactly.
FrogInTheShadows 15
If you read one of the earlier comments, it said it would be funnier if a female had done the farting.
ScaryyMary 14
Oh my God, an illustration wasn't 100% accurate! It must suck!
MedChew 19
The tour guide's expression in panel 2 is priceless!!
01fuckhead10 14
whahahaha
HellOnWheels357 11
haha omg, that is awesome. you should be proud of yourself.. that trip is 1000 times more memorable now.
nothingmuch_ 5
Second that