Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
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ImNotAnAngel 0
You should have slapped them. Both.
DahkLohd 4
The little kid should have screamed, "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
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Comments (116)
mike666 0
#20 you are right
sk3l370n 0
Next time put out your foot.
pennies_lane 6
now why don't you tell us what REALLY happened. you actually stuck your foot and tripped the kid just so you could touch....or to use your word, "save" her. that's what really happened wasn't it? now you're just pissed that the mother caught you
starile 20
The OP never used the word "save". They said "catch".
pennies_lane 6
OOPS! what a ******** I am!!!! hahahaha
Bobissmall 13
True, but then you get cussed out for just standing by. Can't win these days. People are too retarded
mpphish 0
haha
rety1 13
you should have screamed right back in her face telling her that if you didn't catch her little bastard child it would've fallen and broke something.. then punch her in the **** and demand a reward for saving her child.
MJJ5809 9
That's what the hell I'm talking about. I don't even need to post a comment after that.
strawberrydreams 18
#42: Agreed!
th3disturbed 0
^lol
jeepster7874 0
time to call sexual harrassment panda
DakotaCat 4
This world is so paranoid nowadays! Why can't we go back to the 50s when people were nicer and helped each other out without a lunatic thinking they have malicious intent?
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. The 50's and lynchings and stuff. Good times...
Matt_192 6
I agree.... those were the good ol' days
bigboston 0
should have told the mother she should have been watching he kid instead if putting her problem child onto other people