Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Shave yo pits!
Voldy_fml 16
Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.
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Comments (128)
doodlecloud 27
Don't usually suggest shaving as some people don't want to but as you obviously do shave and feel embarassed when you don't, why would you not shave before a date?!
chlorinegreen 27
She probably was wearing a long sleeved shirt and didn't think someone would see, or poke her bare arm pits! Lol
Fsvb 32
@16 besides, it wasn't a date, they were hanging out. And.. Well... Who would've expected that to happen?
doodlecloud 27
I realised after I posted that it wasn't a date after but my phone wouldn't let me correct it. If she knew that she might end up spending some time together, just the two of them, she probably she should've shaved anyway, just to be safe. You never know what's gonna happen.
SphinxJinx 0
Pretty much your fault. If you're uncomfortable with people seeing your armpit hair, you can prevent the risk of embarrassing situations by checking every morning that you're smooth.
Lionesse 15
But the dude didn't have to put his finger through the hole. (I tried several ways to write that without it sounding dirty but I couldn't do it). What business does he have doing that? If OP doesn't want to shave, then she doesn't have to shave. Let me tell you it's a pain the in ass to shave all the time. Sometimes, it just doesn't work for that day. Shaving is a time consuming ritual (Granted that you take your time to shave properly and not a quickie)
katt_is_here 24
Yeah, not to mention razor burn that can happen! Razor burn in your arm pit is horrible! I really wish that this whole double standard thing with body hair, number of sexual partners, and political interference with health care on the basis of gender would just stop.
dontpanic_fml 32
As embarrassing as that is, I find poking at or tickling random uncomfortable places like your guy did to be a highly annoying trait; you might be better off anyway. Really, nobody's business but your own if you wanted to wear a long sleeved top over unshaven armpits.
thatonename 7
It sounds to me like he wants to make it part of his business. You know, slightly immature light flirting? I just pictured younger kids for some reason.
dontpanic_fml 32
Oh I definitely pictured younger kids here, but when I was the age they probably are (probably even more so than now) I would have flinched, jerked and been instantly turned off by that. Light "immature" flirting is maybe a gentle headlock or tug, not poking an armpit.
MsConfusedd 27
And that is why you shave. Even of you're not in a relationship currently, it's best to keep everything nice and tidy just in case ;)
upallnight11 19
The jungle, the mighty jungle!
upallnight11 19
What
Enslaved 38
Poked your hairy hole, sounds like foreplay!
diva239 8
Eww why would he do that. That's just gross anyway!
BreathlessInk 15
If someone doesn't want to shave, then they don't have to shave. Simple.
medichick 5
If there's one thing I shave everyday in the shower, it's my pits. I may not do my legs every shower cuz it doesn't grow fast but the pits is a must!!!!