Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML
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To explain a little bit more, I've known my neighbor for almost 10 years. We were best friends growing up, and are still really good friends today. I'm pretty sure he was joking when he said it, but it was still weird and out of the blue. And for the person who asked, no, I definitely did not play.
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eliiteXXXninja 21
That escalated quickly
JaffaMC 13
How'd you twist yourself into that situation?
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Comments (45)
Eliiara 11
That's a weird thing to casually ask...assuming you and your neighbor aren't super close.
inhuman_x 11
More like "when" it turns sexual, not "if"...grab chute, wait for the green light, then bail out.
FatherPlatypus 8
That's just his excuse to make you lose the game. Don't fall for it.
Miss_Whipped 43
I haven't lost the game in years, but now I hate you a little.
ScarredVox92 16
Why. WHYYYYYYYY.
The_Basileus 9
At least he's honest in a very creepy way...
alfalfalaffa 17
What a twist(er)!
russfml 31
He's good at twister, he probably got you to storm out of there
LegionRapier61 8
Weird Achieved
PrestonWolf 13
Oh I wish I had friends like that.
interesting33 37
It may well be just how I'm reading it but one interpretation is he is being sarcastic and joking because he thinks there is nothing weird about twister?
oobergoober89 16
I said right hand red George, not my ass