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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2025 09:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to use a corny pickup line on my crush, but my mind blanked and instead of, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I blurted, "Did you fall?" He just stared at me and said, "What?" FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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By Jane_Elle02 - 18/10/2025 09:00

Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my crush out for coffee but she wanted to go shopping. When she pulled me into the dressing room for my opinion on a bikini, I told her this was too fast for a first date. She looked at me in absolute horror. She thought I was gay, as in a harmless gay friend she could take shopping. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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tj265 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:02

gotta be straight up with guys we dont catch hints easy lol

you_freak 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:12

That is the worst bout of hinting I have ever heard! As for the guy ... WIN!

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Amanda_Cait 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:07

well...were you fishing for one??

knoll4007 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:08

Prolly cause he's not straight, ... with you(;

SleazeDisease_fml 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:09

This would be your hint to seek someone cable of picking up on hints.

you_freak 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:12

That is the worst bout of hinting I have ever heard! As for the guy ... WIN!

Rocketgirl89 17

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:12

Ydi

lolwutdino 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:22

agreed. :|

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:23

I hope you learned your lesson. You can't drop hints or fish for compliments with guys. Just go right out and say what you gotta say

adorkable_spazz 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:25

You should have just been blunt with him, sweetie. Most guys don't like when us girls do shit like that. Next time, just tell him. Okay? [:

omghellokitty90 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:26

I'd slap him and say no but you were fishing for a fist :D lolwat

patriotman 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:55

Agreed^

omghellokitty90 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 10:06

back hand face palm with the fist part of your hand =fist slap o.o

Pb25797051 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:55

that's why you are single. you don't respect men..

addisonsmom 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:30

Sorry to hear that OP. Just forget the jerk, you'll find someone better anyways.

Pb25797051 0

Friday 24 December 2010 19:20

you are an idiot

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