Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
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Today, my doctor lectured me for 20 minutes about 'drug seeking behaviour' when I asked for more anti-anxiety medication. I need it because my shithead 15 year-old son found my pills and took them to get wasted. I need the meds in the first place because he's constantly pulling shit like this. FML
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML
Today, after constantly shaming me for my ADHD and anti-anxiety pills, my family finally convinced me to drop $250 on their trusted psychiatrist friend because they thought he’d talk me out of taking them. He recommended higher doses of everything. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I asked my father if it was okay for me to take an ADHD test. He spent about 30 minutes yelling at as to why that is a dumb idea. I have asked multiple people who know me better than anyone else and they believe that I might have ADHD. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14
I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.
Zack6849 8
Bitches don't know bout my vitamins
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Comments (51)
BFons 19
Drugs are bad mmmmk.
clue_me_in 20
Gangbanger? Yes, because we all know that only gangbangers pop pills. People and their stereotypes...
Sputnikspak 13
I had someone at a pub accuse me of being a drug addict when I took my pills at dinner. I have Lupus. The pills were plaquenil, prednisone, and antibiotics. O.o Pretty WTF, really.
Highroller42 2
Prescription ADHD medication is the same chemical as meth, which is the drug of choice for many gangbangers, and pretty much the worst drug you can do, so, your dad has a very valid point
hplover7 11
I completely understand! I have adhd as well, and have had to deal with obnoxious people who dont understand. So sorry you got grounded for that though..
davidislost 11
You people are so harsh! She has a medical prescription!!!!
mesahus 5
Lol "poppin pills like a gang banger" im gonna use it sooooo much :D thanks, OP
control_machete 1
take those pills like a badass gang banger
JoseIsAdork 31
hey a smart gangster is a healthy gangster, gotta have that vitamin c yo! also concentration and focus is where its at!
Goldstein_fml 1
Your daddy was a hard mofo back in the days