Miscellaneous: Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I...

By Doomy - 07/01/2010 14:43 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 283

You deserved it 29 876

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 431

You deserved it 4 697

By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 318

You deserved it 5 527

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 612

You deserved it 2 724

By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 101

You deserved it 3 171

By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 142

You deserved it 3 769

Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 739

You deserved it 265

By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 459

You deserved it 704

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 713

You deserved it 35 110

Wiped out

By STIgary - 17/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, while at work, I had to poop. While wiping, I somehow managed to get the back tail of my shirt in between my butthole and the toilet paper, effectively wiping my ass with my white dress shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 997

You deserved it 285

By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 423

You deserved it 2 795

inconvienentgurl 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:14

Why would you feel bad about wiping if there are butterflies PRINTED on the paper??

ScreamToday 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:18

I have to say, that's pretty sissified.

Comments

Starfire22 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:14

....

jayemdoubleyou 1

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:18

This is a MLIA not an FML.

kidcucumber 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:24

who the eff cares. you're probably fat

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:28

I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs. If it weren't for cheesy poofs, we'd be lame! But as lame as this FML is impossible

tschoiuss 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:34

This is the most stupid thing I have ever read on this site. Why would thid be a FML? It should be more of a F and a U.

ItsMizz 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:36

This is pitiful. Not only did you feel this way about ink decorations on paper, but you also felt that this was important enough to share.

lalaland1513 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:11

wow. just wow that's one of the stupidest and lamest thing I've ever heard...

iggybu 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:13

MLIA > FML Those poor ink butterflies, smeared with all of your poop-bourne diseases, flushed away forever.

reneedel 4

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:14

I have posted MUCH better FMLs and they haven't been approved, yet this crap gets through?

Rocksygen 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:19

I know the feeling. FML's are becoming crap.

Pistoffcustomer 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:22

YLIA?

Keywords

Video games Gamers Love Weird Gross Health First Dates Smells Technology Parents Kids Annoying Dogs Animals Jealousy AITA Pranks Dreams Family Geek Relatable Gun control Amazon Money Cute Birthday Awkward Abuse Scams Social Media

The Top

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 181

You deserved it 7 311

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 379

You deserved it 7 198

The Top

Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 865

You deserved it 5 321

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 427

You deserved it 45 986

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 018

You deserved it 3 765

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 691

You deserved it 6 083

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 081

You deserved it 18 506

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 256

You deserved it 2 430

Same thing different taste

Ring of fire

Wiped out

Top comments

Comments