FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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zipykido 0
100th comment, I bet he'll surprise you with fried chicken some day
braFTW 0
LOL And you had sex, you should just be happy for having a funny story to tell. =D
FMLover269 0
how do you blame her for not knowing what something means in a different language or trusting her friend? and look it up online? in Spanish there are MANY MANY different dialects and so there are different ways to say **** me. #60 said "dame masa" means **** me. you know what else that means? give me dough. so how is the OP supposed to know that it couldn't have a double meaning. and considering that **** has many different meanings, online translators don't always give you the desired result to the OP: that's ****** hilarious haha next time just yell "AAYYYY PAPI! SI! SI!" and that should be good enough for him haha
Hum_fml 0
Lmao!! This one's hilarious!
FMLover269 0
oh yeah btw i meant 62 not 60
SuRg3 0
AYe Pollo Frito!!!
UnofficialBlonde 0
that was probably a boner killer.
GoldenSofa 0
and #64 she lives in China, fartface
gbabyyy 0
must be finger lickin' good
stonerchu 0
This made my night.