FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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summersong89 0
hahahaha oh no. should've looked that one up in a Spanish/English dictionary or something like that instead of asking a friend. lol
kristineneer 0
HAHAHA.
why_me777 0
LOLOL, i cant speak spanish if my life depended on it, (cuz im from canada, and we dont learn spanish.) and even i knew it was fried chicken, LOL.
annabobana 0
hhahaha
Ibeapirate 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would have told you something similar. your friend is awesome.
yourpathetic 0
Mexicans get turned on by anything that walks or talks, doesnt even have to breath!!
H1ckey 0
LOL that must really suck xD
o_x_fml 7
HAH. Next time, make sure you're sure you're saying it before you yell it out loud. XD
paniclovie 0
lmfao. be grateful she didnt tell you spanish for '**** a chicken' or something like that. i love your friend for that. ;)
sweetxinsanity 0
I'm amazed at how many people think its the OP's fault. You made me laugh!! #42- awesome =)