By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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summersong89 0

hahahaha oh no. should've looked that one up in a Spanish/English dictionary or something like that instead of asking a friend. lol

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why_me777 0

LOLOL, i cant speak spanish if my life depended on it, (cuz im from canada, and we dont learn spanish.) and even i knew it was fried chicken, LOL.

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Ibeapirate 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would have told you something similar. your friend is awesome.

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yourpathetic 0

Mexicans get turned on by anything that walks or talks, doesnt even have to breath!!

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o_x_fml 7

HAH. Next time, make sure you're sure you're saying it before you yell it out loud. XD

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paniclovie 0

lmfao. be grateful she didnt tell you spanish for '**** a chicken' or something like that. i love your friend for that. ;)

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sweetxinsanity 0

I'm amazed at how many people think its the OP's fault. You made me laugh!! #42- awesome =)

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