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Today, I was going to a concert. I left my wallet at home because I was afraid it would get stolen, or lost or something. After an awesome night, I came back home to find that my house had been broken into, and every dollar that was in my wallet got stolen. FML

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To clarify, they went through pretty much every drawer in the house, so I would have had to lock it in a safe or something, I suppose. And, it was Metallica :P

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This is why you don't leave money out in the open. Put it in a dresser drawer, underneath some clothes or something. The same goes for any valuables.

Wow. Those crooks were really determined to get your wallet

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Comments (72)

Oh god, irony sucks. To all those people saying the OP deserved it for not tucking the wallet under a mattress, give me a break! Like you hide ALL your valuables ALL the time.

how ironic lol.

loopy_fml 0

#11- Alittle toooo Ironic. And yeah, I really do think.

kandy_fml 0

I'm actually gonna say you deserved this one. You should never leave your wallet at home. Most event centers or concert venues have lockers. You should have brought it with you and put it in a locker.

16 you're a complete loser

irony ftl

Lockers? WTF? I've never heard of that before.

Iiiiiironnyyyyyy...