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Today, I was going to a concert. I left my wallet at home because I was afraid it would get stolen, or lost or something. After an awesome night, I came back home to find that my house had been broken into, and every dollar that was in my wallet got stolen. FML

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Mkester 0

To clarify, they went through pretty much every drawer in the house, so I would have had to lock it in a safe or something, I suppose. And, it was Metallica :P

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trucanadian 0

This is why you don't leave money out in the open. Put it in a dresser drawer, underneath some clothes or something. The same goes for any valuables.

Jimboom 12

Wow. Those crooks were really determined to get your wallet

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Comments (72)

hayat5496 5

Talk about irony. It sucks how that happened.

omgorel 7

Oh the irony

_bbybustitopen 9

Oh hello there irony.

iLovenique 7

Good thing you only had one.

it__happens 17

Irony. Sweet irony.

Comoke1024 19

I am so sorry! This is horrible.

fantasyworld 39

I love the irony.

worldclassrager 41

I leave mine in my car and keep 20$ in my shoe for merch...or wear a pair of jeans with zippers...