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Today, I was going to a concert. I left my wallet at home because I was afraid it would get stolen, or lost or something. After an awesome night, I came back home to find that my house had been broken into, and every dollar that was in my wallet got stolen. FML

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To clarify, they went through pretty much every drawer in the house, so I would have had to lock it in a safe or something, I suppose. And, it was Metallica :P

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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This is why you don't leave money out in the open. Put it in a dresser drawer, underneath some clothes or something. The same goes for any valuables.

Wow. Those crooks were really determined to get your wallet

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Wow, you have THEEE worst Karma in the world, my friend. That sucks... But how ironic, huh? :P

I LOVE LIMP BIZKIT!

can you say irony? that sucks.

Jeezus, the irony is astounding. That totally sucks!

and I suppose they took your cat and every cookie from the cookie jar away?

missIrene 6

well they aren't gonna leave a dollar duhh lol

That's bad timing :P

fogrunner 13

PASSPORT BAG UNDERNEATH YOUR SHIRT FTW.

Wow psychic burglars or what!

Wow talk about the odds of that