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Today, I was going to a concert. I left my wallet at home because I was afraid it would get stolen, or lost or something. After an awesome night, I came back home to find that my house had been broken into, and every dollar that was in my wallet got stolen. FML

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To clarify, they went through pretty much every drawer in the house, so I would have had to lock it in a safe or something, I suppose. And, it was Metallica :P

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This is why you don't leave money out in the open. Put it in a dresser drawer, underneath some clothes or something. The same goes for any valuables.

Wow. Those crooks were really determined to get your wallet

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bigcrazymike 6

Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?

Massive irony, but at least the concert was good!

digitalangel 0

I'm going to assume that the thieves stole more than just the petty cash in his wallet. They probably wrecked the place. It was a smart move to leave your wallet behind, because your insurance company will cover your house getting robbed, but wouldn't cover you losing your wallet at a concert.

lmao keep your wallet with you

EPIC FAIL! :) Don't resist the will of the wallet: if it wants to be robbed of your money, it will, regardless of what you do :)

now thats irony for ya

wccorganist 0

Dude... you've got stalkers

talk about bad luck! clearly another power was like punishing you for being too cautious haha my only advice would be live a little! "the brave don't live forever, but the cautious don't live at all."

haha, wow that really sucks. In all honesty I would have done the same thing. At least you know, the odds are this type of thing happening again are nill.