By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks 601
You deserved it 46
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Top comments

TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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pikagirl222 1

i hope you broke up with her

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weezy143_fml 0

I would have ran into my neighbors house!!!!

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niyah4sho 11

number 19 has a point :/

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DiscoLemonade 0

The good thing about this is now you can get a new girl

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depressionkills 2

That ******* hilarious

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LotsaLaughs 5

I'm guesssing you don't wanna grab food with her now. :|

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mksmash233 0

Dude that really sucks butbits kind of funny from my stand point. But t actuLly could be a good thing that you dumped her. That guy probably gave her VD or the herps so you actually saved yourself from an STD right there

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scoutcloud23 0

dump her period, she can't cheat on you!

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Geier08 0

wow how could you not get away with that! I hope you stormed in there and dumped her ass!!!

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