Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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cartoonluver 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:06

that rlly bites :(

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:41

Aww sad story DX

asianpersuasian2 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:30

FYL that really blows...you so shouldve busted in your neighbors room and went ninja on those fools!

Friaza 29

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:27

What a bitch.

FreeThinker16 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 10:02

Ahh that's horrible :[ I would be so upset if my boyfriend was cheating on me. I hope you're okay. Forget her, though. You deserve so much better than that. What a ****!

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:48

Those walls are thin. >____

tomsantos 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:17

You should have been standing outside waiting for her

gymnstemily92 0

Friday 5 August 2011 2:52

Omg dump Herr!

samdeboer07 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:17

bro that sucks ass im sorry

imBRANDON 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:05

Sub zero her ass

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