Anonymous
United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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Shotta 3
ewww wtf
lolatyouhaha 0
that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.
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aback 4
Tastes just like chicken! They're going to loooove her melanoma!
Uvula 0
Nones thinks Alfred Hitchcock?
Flounder 2
This FML made me RAGE
coldplaylive2003 0
Yum
anniesaysbueno 0
wtf. what kind of birds does she own??? I did not know some species enjoyed human flesh.
Me27 0
That's the closest I've come to throwing up in a good long time.
lesp 6
You win creepiest FML ever. Congratz I guess.
mechatron2300 0
I will never see the world the same again...
dustbunny10 0
ewww I just gagged a little! that's so creepy! WTF!
mzbosii 0
that's so disgusting