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Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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failure_grrl234 0

ugh. like i dnt even have the words to describe...ugh fukhn grosssssss

What....the.....****

wow that is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard...

That is great and i hope you agreed. You don't keep these kinds of people from the substance they demand!

WTF? Some people...

haha #125 yeah f the birds l thats disgusting they eat her skin

ahhhhhh talk about a relaxing day at the nail place!

ewwwwww ahhhhh omg... I skimmed it before but just read it now. just got a mental picture. SICK for some reason, i thought it was the person giving the pedicure. Anywayy.. that lady was scopin people who got pedicures. Like......she probably went there just so she could give her birdies a snack. and birds already creep me out.. they sit on her? and pick at her body to eat skin? Good God, help me.

that is the creepiest, nastiest and most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time. I can't even begin to imagine how wrong that is on so many levels!