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Anonymous United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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he wants a body suit. with ****.

Those poor birds...

Dead_and_Gone 0

i almost threw up

laurisshnazzy 0

Ugh. Just wrong. Ew.

lovely997 0

That's offensive

Siren_00 0

Ugh I feel sick now.

eww that is disgusting i just puked in my mouth just now. that is so gross what the ****?

Ew, that was probably one of the grossest things I've ever read.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Me and my friend where reading this fml and we almost puked. my friend says wth you freaking freako, (the old lady)!!!! I hope you didn't give her your skin. F you life and f the birds lives

That is so disgusting. Probably the grossest FML I've ever heard.