Health: Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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Shotta 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

ewww wtf

lolatyouhaha 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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j00ky 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:28

wtf?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:31

WTF

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:36

It's true too, hahahaha

trackstar17 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:50

oh lord tell me she doesnt have children

Terilyn4500 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:57

.... ewwwwwww wtf.... why would you even want to know that

Terilyn4500 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:59

..... creppy

kittypot 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:01

i just threw up a little

emikinz 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:05

LMFFFFAO :) ohgosh. That's amaaazing. I had a similar experiance, except two elderly ladies discussing there health issues as loud as possible in a silent waiting room. Guess who was between them ?

Yumcatsoup 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:33

Mmmmm!

Ash1984 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:33

Just ruined my ****** day...ewww

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