Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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Top comments
sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
justanotherhuman 21
there aren't enough dilithium crystals in fictional existence to power the speed you should get away from this girl.
Joel_mama 0
Oh man that is harsh. Leave.
Thanx4thecandy 0
crazy bitch
WithS 0
You know, some times its just hard to get over your loved ones, give it time and be understanding, if you get over this with her she will love you to death.
rebeccawoahh 0
ouch. you can finger me if you want ;) i promise i wont cry hehe
antiluck101 0
Ya I agree w #68. **** her and dumb her even though that's never happens to me.....man fml oh and fyl but seriosly dude the chicks crazy I meen really.
paintballa43 0
Alright lets get something straight. First of all you should if you didn't already break up with her. Second my guess is her previous bf did the same thing. Obviously she's not over him but hat doesn't make her a, "crazy bitch." Last but not least my cousin had an experience similar to this with her ex bf and her best friend and now there not friends so i don't think either of the 2 or 3 probably feel right about it so give them a break jeeze.
minenotyours 0
I won't cry when you're in me ;)
pahiina20 0
Haha. I started crying during sex because I missed my ex bf once. The guy was just like, "wtf" and wiped my tears away and kept going. But trust me, it was more awkward for her.
twizzlers4ever 2
OUCH!! I agree...it's time to leave!!