Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 03:00 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML

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Hard test

By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 23:32 - United States

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

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Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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Roommates from hell

By Failure - 09/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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Pile up

By shark - 27/11/2012 03:03 - United States - Houston

Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML

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Hazimius 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...

AK 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.

Comments

meggg99 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:29

hahahahahahha you must be an ib student :P I did my last exam today so no more procrastinating or TI worshiping. YAY

meggg99 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:32

also. ib student here. i dont think i'm way better and i totally know i wasted my entire high school life. most of us would never do it if we could go back in time. we all hate it and know its useless. teh teachers all hate how whiney we are and we know. i honestly don't know why we all do it. but nevertheless, our confidence is ruined enough by the exams, it doesn't need to be added to by ib-bashers.

waxstigmata 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:35

cleaning educational materials maticulously? WHAT A REBEL!!! *panties off*

XcrazyXgirlX 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:35

WOW...you're lame...

sorrydude 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:08

dumbest thing ever. don't post on here. you're wasting space on the internet

AlexNeenan 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:14

Yeah, not an FML at all. I'm extremely dissapointed this made it on the site. BTW, TI-84+ FTW. **** the 89, it's too damn complicated. 83 is a good choice.

sondramcfail 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:51

That's what I clean my TI-83 with. :D

ThisIsTaboo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:10

Wow, what a badass.

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:12

So I read this and my first thought was "OMG another IB student." and then I came in here to ask, and it seems that the whole world also seemed to come to that conclusion. lol.