Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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Top comments
bondgirl69 5
You are allergic to white trash
604 11
Oh no! You got Honey Boo Boo'd... Sad day :(
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Comments (214)
BriannaMGK 15
No one really knows how it got on tv? Because she was on toddlers & tiaras, & people "loved" her personality. Am I the only one who knew that?
Powerage66 16
Worst show ever. I was unfortunate enough to watch 3 seconds of it, one time on accident. I wanted to puke.
aintlifeapain 21
I had a brain freeze.. literally! It's the new age Horror I suppose.
kalilamb 7
I love Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!!! I find it very entertaining and sometimes sad cuz I understand what there saying. Obviously people enjoy watching Honey Boo Boo since its on its 2nd season
WhiteCrimson 23
Second season? Really? Damn, they should have fired the producer after the first episode.
kalilamb 7
Everyone is so into the FAKE scripted shows.. Honey Boo Boo doesn't deserve to be bashed around because its not normal for a reality show to be unscripted.. all yall people don't get it cuz you're so intuned with all the bull sh*t and horrible acting that we call t.v.. the Honey Boo Boo family are real and they deserve thier tv show.. Ya'll better REDNECKINIZE cuz Honey Boo Boo is here to stay!! :)
CharresBarkrey 16
Honey Boo Boo is a scripted show too.
kalilamb 7
yea because farting is scripted and having a pig shittin on the table is scripted oh not to mention having a baby with 3 thumbs is scripted anything else scripted... you must really be brainwashed by the trash you watch. so why dont you go and get your facts straight before making an ass out of yourself. haha
hmholmack 10
I think its not entertaining at all. I don't even think I can find the right words to describe that "show."
yowyow_fml 7
Lol !!
bamadude 2
Perhaps you shouldn't watch American TV and go back to whatever Country you are from. God Bless America
bamadude 2
Go back to Sweden and stay away from the US
bamadude 2
If you dont like American TV don't come over here. Every American should be pissed he is talking shit about America I say go back to Sweden if you don't want to watch our shows then don't we don't care God bless the USA
SanpakuEyes 18
Please believe not all of us like that tripe. There are plenty of us that are just as horrified as you that that travesty calling itself a TV show exists. Please don't judge us all by that standard.