Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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bondgirl69 5
You are allergic to white trash
604 11
Oh no! You got Honey Boo Boo'd... Sad day :(
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Comments (214)
Bibi_302 7
I... I like that show....
kaoszombie 6
Hi OP, America here. Sorry about that, that was our bad.
chipmunkofddoom 13
You totally deserve it for watching that crap. Sorry you got suckered into that, though.
Boobear81096 7
None of us really like her either if it helps ease the pain :P
Spark_Slicker 19
Honestly, I've seen plenty of reality shows from many different countries and they are pretty much all the same. Shocking and obnoxious. It's just the nature of reality tv no matter what country, with some exceptions of course. But like I said, for the most part, the same. Try not to judge the rest of us Americans based on that train wreck of a show. And we have plenty of good television shows. Just try to steer clear of reality tv from anywhere, really.
DerFox 4
Ah, reality shows. God knows where they find these people, but as some have said, yes they are the same the world over.
emma121 3
Yeah, we kinda have the same reaction to the show as the rest of the world. Even us americans are confused as to how it got on tv.
guineagirl96 38
Hey don't blame us Americans! We hate it too
lambsbreath 7
Lol
Inkedldd 8
Did you feel like your IQ dropped? I did, and I only watched a minute of it.