Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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bondgirl69 5
You are allergic to white trash
604 11
Oh no! You got Honey Boo Boo'd... Sad day :(
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Comments (214)
StanBVB 10
Why don't people like this show? I love it! Those people just make me smile whenever they're on camera. I don't care if they're acting for the camera, it's still cute and amusing. They just seem like the happiest people, even though most people consider their lives to be shit.
qbjames12 1
You say WTF, America but you had a panic attack after watching a tv show. I think you meant to say WTF Sweden.
cassrosemav 3
Okay let's not blame all of America. But if you actually watch it there more loving then most families. So lets not be to quick to judge by apperence.
kelseythompson 27
If it was the episode where they discussed their 'biscuits' I fully understand..
jesuismelogee 16
F everyone's life for living in a world with that show.
kayden_14 13
It's Honey Boo Boo... I'd be surprised if it didn't end up in a panic attack. I don't blame you OP!
iBanana 17
I change the channel every time she comes on. There are more interesting things, like humpback whales mating.
BromineAddict 7
Never watch that show
Bevspeaks 11
I'm glad I don't watch reality TV. I'll stick to my Doctor Who and Bones, thankyouverymuch.
chanelvander 7
Please don't judge all reality shows by one, thank you...
termin8tor786 10
Wussy!!!!