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By Beestings - 24/03/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML

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By Mel Ancholy - 18/02/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2017 22:00

Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML

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Some taken

By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By seriously? - 22/12/2012 22:19 - United States - Spring

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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By madamefuxalittle - 08/07/2014 20:52 - United States - Stratford

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:22

On the bright side...he's implying that you have brains. And it's better to base a relationship on brains that are compatible, than it is to be with someone solely because they have big jugs.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:25

That wouldn't be a very original response.

Comments

KainMoogle 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:46

Why does people keep use vapid? Its obviously an fake word! (bad grammar intended, so don't kill me grammar nazis)

vadaaa 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:41

Putting (bad grammar intended, so don't kill me grammar nazis) doesn't make the comment any less stupid.

KainMoogle 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:26

Considering, if I remember correctly, I'm making a reference to a previous FML, I would hope people would have understood.

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:54

#13 I don't think you should talk about originality when your comment (#1) starts with "ouch, fyl op,".

ColdplaySucks 18

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:04

That is so vapid (too late to refer to other FML)?

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:31

Want some aloe-vera for that burn?

JRFaceless 8

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:34

And that's why you find a large-boobed smart girl !

chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:10

Brains over boobs. I know it's hard to take his statement as a compliment, but that was such a ****** up thing for him to say.

jwrosenau 3

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:15

Megan, Kim, Scarlett... Well that's who I thought of anyways

mattlw 25

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:42

Someone else said this, but maybe he was complimenting you. Maybe he was saying that because he was implying you are smart, and that you can see beyond the size of someones jugs enough to know that they are vapid!

interesting33 36

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:03

He might mean you wouldn't understand because you are a woman?

SaturnV 25

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:09

Your husband sounds like a colossal ass, but why waste your breath (or thoughts, for that matter) on someone who is "vapid"? Seriously, there are much more relevant topics you could be discussing, including many legitimate problems if you wish to complain about something.