Today, I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML
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OptimusVader 23
Well I did mention it was rickety. It rocked while I dusted and it was just poorly made, overall. It tilted forward, the drawer slid out and I couldn't catch it in time. Then BAM! Sudden singing light show from an old woman's rabbit.
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perdix 31
Instead of you trying to turn it off, why don't you let it try to turn you on?
narlynick 13
Quick! Hide it before they know you tampered with it! Butt, where?
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Comments (100)
HeartOfLead 24
This chain is just wrong...
HeartOfLead 24
You should have let the batteries wear out... butt that would be long, long day.
Lilo4life 26
It's more of an fml if its your 12 year old daughters or something
itsjusyme 11
Sounds like fun! Rampant rabbit
Saluton 18
I guess the nightstand wanted a one-night stand with you
dovehigh 15
Do you really expect us to believe the drawer "fell open" when you dusted it? Haha! Good one.
icepick23 12
Pretty it's not rocket science...
destisaurus 0
OkDaniel Drtymex Villanueva
twiztedone 19
Reminds me of a George Carlin rant about the Ten Commandments!
HarleyGal12 18
What the hell is the point of a light- up *****? Once it's inside, not like you can say anything
whymeplease44 8
maybe the light makes it nice and warm inside your butthole