Thank you. It took too long for someone to mention a drawer flying open while dusting

I had a cheap night stand that if it was hit just right, it would tilt forward enough to launch the drawer out of. I'm just assuming that this is a similar situation. I had one cleaning girl who would also just put stuff away that I leave out for whatever reason on my vanity. The way I see it, if she ever found anything odd, it would be on her for doing that. Fortunately, I keep would be embarrassing and important stuff locked up. Then there are no accidents if I hire someone to come in and help me out during my bad stretches.

Well I did mention it was rickety. It rocked while I dusted and it was just poorly made, overall. It tilted forward, the drawer slid out and I couldn't catch it in time. Then BAM! Sudden singing light show from an old woman's rabbit.

But how exactly did the ***** "fall out"? Did the drawers also turn upside down when they fell out? Also... How hard do you dust, OP?

Maybe when the drawer slammed open it bounced out? When I lived in a wooden house I had a drawer that did that. The items fell out almost all the time. This especially happened to the items in the back. And if all the items inside slid forward, the whole nightstand fell forward.

69 I just spent several seconds looking for the "I agree, your life sucks" button on your comment. I need some sleep.

How is this so difficult for you guys to understand? Lol! The drawer came completely out of the nightstand. As in, the entire drawer hit the floor, causing everything to bounce around and a few things to fall out, namely a light up ***** that sings and plays music. Also, I was dusting with a rag and spray, not a light feather duster. So of course the nightstand will rock around if the legs are uneven.

My question is, what song was it singing?

Ok imagine this guys, maybe this will help HOW it fell out. OP is standing in front of the nightstand cleaning the top and dusts from back to front. The old rickety nightstand leans forward causing this drawer to fall out. The drawer comes out and all of its contents are near the front of it because who the hell opens a nightstand drawer all the way when they put something in it and so the drawer is heavier near the face of it causing that part to drop faster than the back end of it. The face of said drawer hits the ground and flips upside down or leans back and hits the nightstand making it have an incline and all the contents begin avalanching down. Contents have now fallen out of the box and magical singing light up ***** (because someone needs a concert while they reach ******) falls out of the drawer. Tada!

maybe it tilted forward and the drawer fell out

last time I checked those don't vibrate. and if you can comfortably fit one of those in your cooch then may the force be with you

May the force (of a car battery) be with(in) you....

Speaking from experience?

Actually, they do.