Kids: Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into...

By PissOffPottermore - 13/09/2012 14:31 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By thanksad - 23/08/2013 01:38 - United States - Cerritos

Today, my 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclaw where he "belongs" because he's "so smart". FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

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Precious memories

By jeph23 - 11/09/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML

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By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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By Jim - 19/04/2016 17:25 - United States

Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML

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SweetAsHell 9

Thursday 13 September 2012 18:51

I don't think the kid is really in Hufflepuff, that house doesn't seem like the type to fight. I think he's hiding his Slytherin ways.

ambowew 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 18:55

The kids don't pick what house they're in, that's the Sorting Hats job.

Comments

shrimpygymnast 9

Friday 14 September 2012 13:45

props to your kid

krazygurl111 3

Friday 14 September 2012 14:36

Your son is great :)

jack_ripper604 0

Friday 14 September 2012 19:31

Your kids a big **** and destined to get his ass beat all through his school years enjoy

Theblackrose8 5

Friday 14 September 2012 19:33

Give those kids an award!

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Friday 14 September 2012 21:07

No no no! That's not how it works! You only pick a fight if the other party is a Slytherin!

Ravendork_xD 6

Friday 14 September 2012 23:16

I'm in Ravenclaw, and my best friend is in Hufflepuff! There's no need to fight people!

tjreadsalot 0

Friday 14 September 2012 23:29

You should have had a dumber kid so he would be in hufflepuff too. Then you wouldn't have this problem, I'm just saying.

rebelliousshroom 12

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:45

Well, be glad your son is the Ravenclaw and not the Hufflepuff. Good choice.

AutumnTilly 5

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:21

I'd be proud

glenna1990 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 8:46

Man that sucks..

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