youdontknowmewhy
Keller, United States
Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
How could you?
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Anonymous
I hate surprises
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
A……
United States
This going to be fun
Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my upcoming birthday. Mindful of our budget, I said I just wanted to relax at home all day and then get a nice dinner with her. She blew up and yelled that I'm "using my birthday to be a lazy slug." FML
happy21sttome
United Kingdom
Ironic
Today, after five years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to six angry texts about how I'm "selfish" for not staying at home with my family. FML
Anonymous
It isn't
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
Anon
Calgary, Canada
Birthday Bitch
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Anonymous
Floral Park, United States
Priorities
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
blank sheep at work
Richland, United States
Pulled a sneaky on you
Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML
Top comments
assurant 12
unless the pillow is made of solid gold then they are a selfish brat. FYL
summer4me 25
There's nothing wrong with wanting a little comfort in life
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Comments (80)
EarlFug 19
"You have a pillow! If you don't like it just stuff some more straw in it!" Actually, old-school advice like that has some merit.. but not if it's a birthday request.
EMOHATE 13
How dare you
beauty_control1 8
Their the selfish ones if they can't just get you a 20 Dollar pillow..
shinikageWolf 15
You're selfish for asking for an under $50 item?
gabby9982 11
you're old enoughhh nows the sleep on your desk time
ChloeMeyers_Xo 16
Take their pillow, and then say, "I'm not selfish I'm just self-reliable."
Kidjazzin 17
What...?
FreakyDino98 13
wow...you just wanted to sleep.
drealex360 5
Ain't nothing wrong with a lil birthday sleep..