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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 23:00

Today, my insomnia got so bad that I became convinced my husband was having an affair in our bed right next to me. I punched him so hard in the shoulder that he awoke from a sound sleep, farted, and then shook it off and went back to sleep unfazed. I'm so jealous. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 15 October 2018 22:13

Your boyfriend is an idiot.

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 29 October 2018 3:13

He neglected to mention that while you were giggling your head rotated three hundred and sixty degrees and projectile vomited pea soup.

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ciph3r 9

Monday 29 October 2018 15:27

Well OP, wait until he is fast asleep. Stand over him on his side of the bed. When ready, punch him right in the crotch. When asked, tell him he had an erection and you were afraid a demon was attempting to seduce him.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 29 October 2018 17:01

did you kick him in the groin and say" i thought i heard something"

TxKitten79 10

Monday 29 October 2018 17:08

Time to dump him and file charges for assault. Run fast, and run far!

UOFreak07 8

Monday 29 October 2018 20:43

You were probably dreaming about his small pecker

rodfergie 18

Monday 29 October 2018 21:14

Are you dating a Winchester?

-Annoyed 9

Monday 29 October 2018 21:56

Ydi for being possessed XD

Takegami 22

Tuesday 30 October 2018 13:44

Did he smack you with a cross?

hollunation 11

Wednesday 13 February 2019 7:01

Me too bih 😂

zoelog 10

Thursday 19 September 2019 1:28

he punched you in the face? I hope he's no longer your boyfriend. I don't care what excuse he used that's abuse.

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