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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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Friday 17 June 2011 23:52

shit happens

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Friday 17 June 2011 23:54

oh the irony

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choshaki 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:04

at least u didn't bust ur head open! :) be thankful ur life doesn't suck as much!

ZAE06 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:04

yeah that sucks

ZAE06 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:06

are u a chod?

mrbattleman 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:04

walk slower next time

SirObvious 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:05

fyl srsly

jennrae 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:24

learn to spell out your words, "srsly" >.

ipwnlosers 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:06

Do the creeper next time.

YourMomxD 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:02

No that's where you pretend to do sit-ups. Duhh. heehehe hehe he

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:16

just do the creep!

Nuttyicecream 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:09

Lmao that will leave him vulnerable from behind :O

kingnate16 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:10

you should try running

livinthefridge13 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:11

well i guess thats why your not supposed to run

PassTheDutch 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:26

she was walking

PassTheDutch 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:27

or he, it doesn't specify

ammmeor 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:12

That's what they all say...

CoolAidIsMyName 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:19

that's what she said. =P

WCARlover 34

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:14

hopefully no hot lifeguard saw

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