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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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User1518 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:16

Ok? Once I was walking down the stairs, I fell, caught myself just to fall again on the next step. People fall often, you'll live OP.

MsSoulReaper 27

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:18

Don't worry, it would have hurt more if you were running.

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Saturday 18 June 2011 0:20

surprise buttsecks?

YacL 15

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:21

It's not rape if you yell "surprise!" first.

iranoutofnames 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:27

No Walking.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:35

Cool story, bro.

bubblekitty 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:42

This is the kind of FML where you realize that rules should not always be followed because we actually need to live sometimes.

McAninch35 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:10

Lolwut?

textwork 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:55

that blows man

hellogoodbye339 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:57

happens to the best :)

DRush_fml 12

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:02

you were walking... yeah right haha!

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