Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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Comments (829)
AntiChrist7 0
the joy of having kids.... YDI
Edenbeam 19
Have your mum call supernanny. It'll clear that right up.
alki_fml 5
everyone's parents are annoying when your a teenager.. want to be treated like an adult? then grow up and act like one. im surprised they didnt drag back to the top of the escalator and push you down it again.. just to drive home the message. This is why you should always use condoms people!
flydog 2
U must be a huge embarrassment to your family and to the way they brought you up. Good luck for the person that will marry you.
eliz3 0
They clapped because you deserved every little bit of it, how do you not see that? Anyone who begins screeching in a public place, let alone at their own mother, deserves everything that's coming to them. **** your mums life for having to give birth to such a bratty little bitch, I hope she left you there.
tournesol_fml 0
Serves you right.
StarrieyedFML 0
#435 Is my hero right now. lol.
powerzzz 0
YTDI: You TOTALLY deserved it! Way to have a bitch fit in public... at your own MUM no less. I hope she threw you down the stairs again when you got home.
Flove09 0
What a bitch, grow up and be more respectful of your mother and others who don't want to hear you being a little baby.
acidandflowers 0
Instant karma.