Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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wbrycem 0
YDI, I would've given it a standing ovation. Way to yell at your mother in public, she's only given birth to you, fed and watered you, clothed you, and given you shelter for the last X amount of years. You're not in much a position to yell.
Shaken_fml 0
I would fall down a billion up flowing escelators in front of a billion people just to be able to speak to my mom again for one minute. You need to understand that you should always treat your mom with respect and make sure she knows how much she means to you, cause she wont be there forever.
thuryn 2
Karma is a myth. Getting your comeuppance is a bitch.
mudkip_fml 0
*claps*
ohxberlin 0
get a job. get a car. then you don't have to go to the mall with your mom you bitch.
game_over_fml 0
BITCH! next
Amkii 0
You clearly deserved it, but I understand frustrating parents. Sometimes they don't know when to shut the hell up. And falling DOWN the UP escalator? That's talent. I would have clapped too!
Colleennn1579 0
Karmas a bitch. YDI.
kingbeau 0
Ummmmmmmmmm... this seems pretty unrealistic... I wrote a fair bit about what I figured the possible injuries might be, but then looked it up and decided it was easier to just post this abstract http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9233973 instead.... pretty much destroys the credibility of this post.... also kind of a horror show.... Pretty much, loss of extremities is a significant possibility and severe lacerations, tissue loss and permanent disfigurement are as well apparently... The op probably just posted this because he/she figured it would make it through moderation and create a stir "Hahaha, bitch fell down an escalator, awesome!" "Got what you deserved!" and so forth, which is what happened, but I actually feel a tiny bit sick with images of the actual possibilities stuck in my head.... Even without severe injuries, nobody would clap at the bloodied mess that reached the bottom... Fake.... Hopefully anyway.
olehukraine 0
waht if ur mom would die how bad would u feel