By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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BillyClint 0

Ahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure it was awful, but damn is that funny.

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Protegas 0

I'd request a new doctor asap xD I know he was just joking but I'd be freaked out lol.

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ohsoale 0

I understand if he wanted to "break the ice." but who the **** tells you how your ****** is squishy?! If that happened to me I would have slapped him, that's just rude. But this made me laugh so hard. BAHAHA!

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tcc_18 0

okay, that is effing hilarious

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warhorse57 0

well are you squishy up there? Can I find out?

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Grotesque 0

I woulda slapped the bastard. HARD. It would've RESOUNDED THROUGH THE ENTIRE OFFICE.

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amandaMALICE 0

wether it was a joke or not....WTF I would have been like...wth are you doing?

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blahblahblah43 0

wow thts...rlly disturbing

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