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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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Get A New Doctor Quick O.o

Ok everything down there looks good. Takes off gloves and walks out. "The doctor will be in shortly"

Wait until you get to have a prostate exam ;)

mariet_fml 23

My first ever gynecologist exam was on April Fool's Day, and my doctor works with my mom. So the entire time I was expecting some kind of insanity.

hateevryone 15

I know how you feel. I would prefer if they just shut up while doing it.

Wow, I really think they should teach gynaecologist to not be so awkward

nevarezromero 6

anyone notice the two cups say I (Heart) ******&Sperm??

Are you sure the second cup reads I [heart] sperm? It looks different to me.

808ninjas 3

Pickup line: "I'm a gynecologist, I need to check you for signs of leprosy"

that suck... he needs to be fired!!!

A Gynecologist is just a pervert with a medical degree -__-