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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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MelissaLove234 7

I'd kick him in the face . I'm a 12 year old girl and if anyone does that to me I sware to god I refuse to take off anything but my shirt and pants

Im surprised it was a he.

Seriously, no matter how good he is, he is never going to be as good as the female one.

RUN.

What. The. Freaking. Heck. Is. Wrong. With. That. Dude.

Holy shit he felt around your uterus?!? That means he stuck his finger up your cervix ouch ?

The last thing anyone needs is a male gynecologist who makes jokes while his hand is up your ******.

amberdea404 28

I'm sorry but I don't see how you were a "sock puppet"