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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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#178 please read other posts before posting. It's already been debated that the OP did say "around the uterus" not "in the uterus". OBGYN's do press on your ovaries and uterus....i.e. "around"

alwaysalady 0

I prefer that they just not talk while they are doing it.

#172, anyone that is an actual OBGYN would never have a "first patient" -- they would have already done their OBGYN rotation during med school. You start doing these exams well before you have the title "doctor." That is why I suggested it could actually be a medical student doing that rotation rather than someone practicing.

#181...chillax. No need to write a long defense. I was being light hearted and joking around. Besides I had an exam done by a doctor and it was his first exam, he was an intern or something and still had the title Doctor. So get off your high horse and remember this is only FML...not real life. Maybe go outside and get some fresh air.

ohxberlin 0

ahhahahahah, sooo weirdddd

now that's what i call professionalism ;]

that would make me feel more comfortable. my doctor is slightly creepy and i hate just being prodded.

stinebean 0

lol! I definitely have to say FYL, since pelvic exams are the worst day of my year even without sock puppet jokes.

aww, he's flirting. :P

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