Love: Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam...

By beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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Don't ass-u-me

By yoyo22 - 05/12/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my friend on vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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Haunted by you

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 16:56

I often mistake my young friends for old people...

borba72 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:38

Man...what did the old man do to you then?

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CameronHS 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:08

ahahaa awesome

princess90 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:28

HOWWWWW can you not see the difference between your "buddy" and a 70 YEAR OLD MAN:S:S

giffinator 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:40

HAHA!

Sandyshooter 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:20

ha this one made me laugh congrats

terriibabiiix23 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:11

haha omfg that's HILARIOUS ! i hope that 70 year old man didn't drown ahaha

caomei 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:11

hmmm.. did he sue you? 

dancingxthexmoon 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 13:59

OP how old is ur bf? does he look like a 70 year old man? and btw, ydi because u fail momentarily

rentatent 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 10:29

I think it's you who's failing here.

TheWayILovedYou 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:14

You're a jerk! Look before you do something like that! You could've drowned the old man.

roydawgg 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:08

I'm gonna bet you're friend, the man, and a lifeguard gave you the yelling of a lifetime. I cut off a semi one time and my friends saw it and beat the hell out of me for "being so reckless"