Animals: Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months....

By GreatAim - 23/09/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months. I saw her newest chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye. FML

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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By lean_mean_meme_machine - 10/12/2016 19:07 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By ninjapup - 02/01/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:41

Chihuahuas tend to do that.

that_guy321 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 14:03

you, my good sir/ma'am, fail miserably

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KirstieeJadee 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 14:48

be happy it didn't piss in your mouth. YDI, that's why you don't hold dogs near your face.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:08

I think having the dog pee in your eye would actually be worse than in your mouth. Ouch! And eww! And much harder to rinse out!

bonskaffa 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 15:17

haha, chihuaha's

swimmin234 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 15:35

ewwww thats so gross hopefully u rised out ur eye good

blah123blah 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 15:59

Errr... I don't think that was piss.. And he jizzed, in, your eye.

gigi37 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:22

How high did you "bounce" this dog that it could hit your eye?

geppy 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:24

FYL, but also: YDI. Small breed dogs tend to do that when they get excited.

iFruit 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:39

So, which dog breed is the best?

XDNurse 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:09

wolf hound

Sneaky_Snake44 4

Thursday 24 September 2015 20:46

Pit bull

lives_ppl 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:44

Excitement, eh? You sure it's pee and not ****?

faisal344 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 18:40

YDI i wudve done that if i was a dog :3

f_alltheirlives 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 19:02

Guess you dropped him then?

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