Transportation: Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer...

By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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dudenell 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:41

first and totally deserved. Idiot

trojan124 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:15

"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.

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fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:41

Looks like you were ****** by the long dick of the law.

doodles88 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:55

not an FYL because you kinda asked for it...

cerebellum_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 6:17

u just made his quota wink*

chowyuk 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 6:23

stoped reading and pressed ydi once I read trying to be cute

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 6:29

hahaha, subtle

aymanduh 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 6:44

why would you wink at a cop? LOL

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 17 September 2009 6:59

*headdesk* YDI OP... YDI...

PieSauruS 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 7:31

*insert women stereotype here joke* OMG! Take cover! INCOMING FLAMES!

PieSauruS 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 7:42

...Oh..my grammar is so fail XD...anyways YDI

noni_mus 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:48

Dammit OP! Stop validating that women are bad drivers! =P

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