Transportation: Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer...

By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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dudenell 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:41

first and totally deserved. Idiot

trojan124 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:15

"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.

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ladiesman14 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 6:55

i heard that good looking police officers are usually GAY and you know what they do at night. remember what those gay cops did with a plunger to that guy in new york. even the gay ones are brutal. your gonna get it up the tailpipe either way if the cops stop you.

veliki 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 11:35

bahahahaha...love the cop

failur_hatur 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:59

wow you fail how long does it take to wink at a cop then look forward? YDI

HyperExecuter 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:56

u fag udi

terriibabiiix23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:38

next time, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD !

caomei 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:42

hahahahahahahahaha what a good first impression huh lmao

RebeccaWvvv 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 6:48

ALL cops are assholes, that's completely your fault for not realizing that.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 18 November 2011 10:31

Not all cops are assholes, I've known some very nice ones who risk their lives every day. OP is just a dumbass who shouldn't have a driver's license. Really, trying to impress a cop while driving but not watching the road? I'd try to impress a cop by paying attention to the road and being a good driver.

Jakojan 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:20

If I've ever learned something on FML, it's that if you see the word cute or impress that is not being used to describe another person, automatically hit YDI.