Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
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Today, a customer came in who only spoke Spanish. I speak Spanish rather well so I helped the customer. She ended up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got written up because not speaking English apparently "has the potential be offensive to other customers if they are not able to understand you." FML
Today, a lady at the clothing store told me to, “Stop speaking 'Mexicano', this is America!” when I was talking on the phone. I actually speak Portuguese. When I pointed this out, she verbally tortured me and threatened to, “Call the cops” if I didn’t leave her store for, “making her feel threatened.” FML
Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML
Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML
Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML
Today, we had a substitute teacher. She was taking attendance and had trouble pronouncing my last name. When I corrected her, I heard her mutter under her breath about, “Goddamn Mexican immigrants…” I’m from Greek ancestry, born in the USA. FML
Today, a gorgeous woman on a train told her friend she thought I was hot in Spanish, assuming I was a dumb gringo tourist. In fact, I speak Spanish fluently, my wife is Colombian, and she was standing right next to me. My wife can’t rationalize my street value, and made me sleep on the fold out. FML
Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, your English is pretty good, considering you're not American". English is my only language. FML
Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
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rukusrazor 0
FHL. That was your opportunity to tell her how much of a racist **** she is in plain English.
waxstigmata 0
what a sad and pathetic life she must live, don't worry, bad things tend to happen to people like that
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Comments (289)
Lisimal 7
You should have told the racist bitch,"I'm sorry...they don't have restrooms for animals." F*CK RACIST PEOPLE!
Shshshar_ssscene 0
Yeah i agree with #3 and how do you mistake an Irish American with a Latin American? sounds like she is extremely ignorant!
4ube_fml 6
#69 You are awesome I agree, she's just a racist, although if you have dark hair and got a bit tanned, anyone can be mexican. Crap, even I get called Mexican. Oh maybe that's just because i lived in mexico 15 years, and french little "hood kids" in france are a bunch of ignorants too. (I still don't understand the "were are you from" questions, who cares were i was born, and why do people ask that if they want to know were you live ???) Anyway, like some said, you should have insult her in english, and if possible, with irish accent.
4ube_fml 6
Oh and yes, you can be hispanic but not mexican. However, anyone speaking native french is "from france". Most french speakers from Canada, Switzerland, Belgium, Luxembourg, Monaco, Moracco, Cote d'ivoire and a couple of other african countries won't mind. It's a population thingy. Mexico if the main spanish speaking country. I'm sorry but El Salvador, Belize, Panama, Guatemala.. are like Monaco in the precedent example. Ok, Argentina and Chile are like Belgium so they may be angry to be "called" mexican... who cares ?
marimar1493 0
That´s the most stupid comment I´ve ever read. You are completely wrong. Mexico isnt the "main spanish speaking country". Every country speaks their own kind of spanish and the fact that mexico is closer to USA doesnt mean they are kinda more "latin" or more spanish speakers or whatever. So dont try to look smart talking about stuff you dont know. People from England came to America as well as people from Spain and they created every country equal so Mexico isnt more important than any other latin country. Believe me. And it´s absolutely stupid...why would you call an argentinian or colombian a mexican? or why would you call an american... idk an asian? That´s just stupid.
Sucks2beYouxD 0
Shout back at her in English :3 Cuss at her ^_^
kaitlynadele 0
What a bitch.
Mnemo_fml 0
What a crazy bitch...
Aw_Geez 0
That was so hilarious, but made me so angry at the same time...
mobius8 0
Not really a FYL. I mean, she mistook you for being a Mexican. Unless you're a bit racist too, it doesn't really make your life ******.
musu_fml 0
#192 "Mexico if the main spanish speaking country." Funny, I'd have thought most people would consider SPAIN the main SPANISH-speaking country.