Miscellaneous Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants....

Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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Anonymous - 25/12/2025 00:00

Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML

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yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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Bleh! - 07/06/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML

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Oh no…

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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Poor little bunny

Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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narks 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:24

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

tkmac 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:25

Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.

Carla_E 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:07

okay there Elmer Fud

musu_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:11

All of you who are complaining about shooting the animal; how many of you eat meat?

UrRightFML 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:13

Idiots and there guns.

natures_mistake 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:13

hahaha! you got outsmarted by a animal with a brain the size of walnut! you must truly feel shit XD

everyonehatesyou 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:17

You're disgusting. I hope someone shoots at you for doing something you're supposed to do.

cucuto89 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:26

I don't know why everyone's rippin on this dude for shooting a bunny, its a F*ing animal for christs sake, its low the food chain for a reason ...... anyways, that sucks dude, next time use something smaller like an airsoft gun to get rid of your bunny problems

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:27

#89 Oh yeah, I'm sure that if the rabbit filled it's tiny stomach a few times using his garden, he would have starved to death, because it would be so hard to go up the road and get a cheeseburger. Dumb asshole.

ellsbellsx 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:31

goood

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:32

Wtf is it with you people calling animal abuse?!? You don't knw the OP's circumstances, if it was where I am, the bunny would be caught and eaten, lol rabbit meat tastes good actually =P though, granted, the OP deserved it, lol, could have used an air-rifle or numerous traps, yea?