By wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
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Welshite 39

Smart kid. She seems like the responsible sort.

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flockz 19

scotch tape isn't safe enough. as her mother i hope you suggested duct tape.

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How_you_doin 10

*slaps forehead* congratulations on raising an idiot. My condolences as you are well and truly ******!

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Sakaea 22

This made me laugh. Kids are hysterical, but sounds like it's time for a girl talk!

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onorexveritas 23

that's so cute xD be grateful , hopefully she keeps that attitude when she's older haha

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worldclassrager 39

Better safe than sorry..,for more ways in one...what a stroke of genius...

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xxxbooxxx 16

Well, at least it'll be a good story to tell her kids!

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ladywinterrose 8

At least she's using some sort of protection. You never know what sort of diseases this boy has. XD

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Emily062611 6

It seems to me that if you think half the people on here are odd, perhaps you were the odd one. Or maybe neither group is odd.

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kiswani_anas 4

She is a fast maturer

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7yzzFML 17

Obviously I never said half the people on here are odd, just a select few with crappy opinions stemming from religious brainwash. And it seems that people are thumbing down the people who I didnt agree with, while people who had similar opinions to me are getting thumbed up, which would make this comment you just wrote invalid and wrong.... oh well, next time maybe :)

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