Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
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Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Content warning
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Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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colton_colton 50
That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.
_parth 20
Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.
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Comments (95)
StickyPickles 33
Your dads smile. . . Priceless
bellydancer82 15
At first I read this in a way where his dad's pubes were grinning, not his dad. I was so confused....
lvg_fml 10
That's what door locks are for. At least they were enjoying themselves.
djstiv3 15
does he not have arms? wtf lol
wvcheesehead 13
That's just nuts.
gintwinsmoore 20
I hope you've learned to knock before you enter a room...jeez OP!!!!
ChildrenOfFilth 12
There are things you just can't unsee.
buymevickis92 26
so many weird things are going on in people's bedrooms lol that's why I knock first
MrSmush 19
At least you know they love each other
emilyg2014 14
Damn good "blow" job I suppose.. But God why?