Today, I twisted my ankle on a mole hill in front of my house. I regularly try to stomp them down so I guess this was retribution. Well played, mole. Well played. FML
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WhoaZombie 19
OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)
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Welshite 40
You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.
Emma1562 35
How'd you manage to do that?
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IantoJones_fml 30
Hi, OP! I upvoted your post, but also feel it would be appropriate for another site - Google MLIA (mlia) for more info. It's safe for work... :-)
tigeresscrazy 12
If I was you I would start trapping them cause it sounds like they're out to get you you home wrecker you lol seriously try using have a heart traps to relocate the moles