Today, I twisted my ankle on a mole hill in front of my house. I regularly try to stomp them down so I guess this was retribution. Well played, mole. Well played. FML
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WhoaZombie 19
OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)
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Welshite 40
You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.
Emma1562 35
How'd you manage to do that?
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Comments (34)
nerd102 19
Find the mole that did it! Did you see my pun...?...yes?
Plastinate 17
Crawl back in your hole!
ryan9395 12
I'm sorry... I have to... HOLY MOLEY! Thats crazy
Zarcissa 34
Can't you get some kind of an exterminator to take care of the mole problem?
modenegg 5
Karma strikes again
mariri9206 32
As someone who has very weak ankles, and therefore many ankle injuries, this pains me on a personal level. Sorry that you twisted your ankle, OP!
WhoaZombie 19
OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)
claudiajean 24
Feel bad that I pressed YDI, I assumed (wrongly) that you were hurting innocent moles. My bad, sorry OP! You know what they say happens when you assume? It makes an ass out of u and me
geminia 17
Should we be concerned that you're operating a vehicle with poor vision? :P
c00kie14 11
Instant Karma strikes again
LizziSlotwinski 10
They planned that out haha
ssnow_fml 20
Mole:1 You:0
xSusanGeex 15
Seriously just spit out my coffee.