Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
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funsize003 0
good lord how do you manage her pants? they probably have a belt, with a buckle, and maybe a button or a zipper and EVERYTHING. ******* confusing.
AAAcheetahgrl 0
were you taking it off with your mouth or something? seriously, bras are not that difficult...haha
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Comments (218)
infest0125 0
I thought the girl was the one who was supposed to get hit in the eye with something.....
brrrx 0
Not possible. You can't defy the laws of physics. I call fake. FYL for making up a story about not being able to take a bra off...
illeyad 0
lol this si the first fml that has made me laugh in a while. As a tip, it is more impressive to unhook a bra with one hand- all you do is pinch the back where the hooks are and they will unhook and open up. She'll like that.
ANC_Major 0
What a lie. You had your face buried under her armpit to unsnap her bra? You've obviously never done it for real.
Rothiseph 0
The moral of the story is: Grandma's bra has a different TYPE of strap to your Mother's bra. Take care!
TwoToneTommy 0
This could be real. If the bra was strapped tightly the release of it could cause it to swing out, and if he was close enough it could hit him in the eye. And I like the simple ones like these, like before the website exploded in popularity. Its a throwback away from these newer ones that are so complex and long. And it really doesn't matter who the "her" is, I think someone with common sense figures out it is a love interest pretty quickly, either a girlfriend or a crush. Its obviously not his mom or sister.
coloradodude12 0
No wonder you managed to get hit by a bra. It's clearly evident from your wording and choice of words that you are a dumbass. But seriously, who cares. If this happens to be true, you still got to take a chicks bra off. And if you are whining after that, you must be pretty lucky to have a girl that dates an ungrateful dumbass.
Kain201212 0
Thats pathetic.... wow seriously. Owned... by a bra... need i say more....
Jaxro 6
Rookie
Mattdude33 0
ehh atleast you got it off