Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
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funsize003 0
good lord how do you manage her pants? they probably have a belt, with a buckle, and maybe a button or a zipper and EVERYTHING. ******* confusing.
AAAcheetahgrl 0
were you taking it off with your mouth or something? seriously, bras are not that difficult...haha
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Comments (218)
hardrockersean 0
she must've been fat!
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Pinch and rub, kids. Pinch and rub.
catatonicsleep 17
Not necessarily fat, just too big for her bra, like maybe she was wearing an A cup and she's a C, or a 32 when she's a 36. 125s not being mysogninstic, some men prefer to watch women take off their own bras...
iamwhatiam_fml 0
What is ur height? Ur girlfriend has to be a foot taller than you if her bra is at your eye level... next time try standing on a chair... hahaaa
gingermonster16 0
Suave. Well, better luck next time.
BlackberryStone 0
Hahahahaha well her bra thinks YDI!!
lilceej 0
Oh, waaa waaa. It happens. At least you're getting some. Quit bitching. That's so NOT a FML.
LolChia 7
I submitted this for my boyfriend last night, and was surprised that it made it onto the website. lol. Also, when I submitted it, it had said, "Today, my girlfriend and I were messing around and when..." at the front of it. I'm not sure why FML cut part of it out. But yeah, we were on his bed, and when he unhooked it, it snapped back and hit him in the face. The hook on the bra I was wearing was a little bent from the washing machine so he had to struggle with it. Usually he doesn't have a problem with it. We just laughed it off and continued when we were done, lol.
adam10_fml 0
rake
VersusFML 0
You gotta use both hands man, BOTH HANDS!!!!!